The Wilder Side Of Amsterdam Tour

Amsterdam Tour guide:

This VERY adult tour through the Red Light District delivers an eccentric mélange of sex and drugs amidst churches, canals, and windmill souvenirs… Scandalous!

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Amsterdam Tour; Take a tour of weird museums, kinky shops and Amsterdam’s number one attraction, the, ahem, ‘coffeeshop.’ (See tip below!) Admire the 17th-century canal houses that stand cheek to cheek with peep shows, sex shops and window prostitution. After a stroll in the Red Light District, go for a shopping spree and buy creamy Edam cheese to take home. Or would you prefer tulips and Delftware windmills? Explore these and more with your expert personal guide, available 24/7 on your schedule!

Amsterdam Tour Highlights

  • Introduction
  • Dam Square & Damrak
  • Warmoesstraat
  • Oudezijds Voorburgwal
  • Oudezijds Achterburgwal
Transportation Walking & Driving
Specialty City/Town, Highway/Countryside
Tour Type Guided Tour – play before & while you tour
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  • 'Coffeeshop' on the front of an Amsterdam building means the establishment sells marijuana, and you may partake of the goods onsite. You can also get snacks and soft drinks, but if it's a cup of coffee you're after, you'd better look for the word 'Café.'
  • Experience window-shopping in the Red Light District. When the neon signs light up, magic fills the air. Locals and tourists alike amble past live-sex theatres and gawk at window brothels. Join them on this safe and fun adult adventure.
  • Stroll along the Oudezijds Achter en Voorburgwal. As the sun sets, thousands of twinkling lights transform the canals and bridges into an enchanting cityscape. Stoofbrug affords the best view.
  • If knocking on the door of a window prostitute is too adventurous, wander over to Casa Rosa, Moulin Rouge or Bananenbar where near-naked dancers entertain you with strictly choreographed performances.
  • The shelves in Wynand Fockink's tasting room sag under the weight of liqueur bottles. Be tempted and try bruidstranen (bride's tears), or perhaps eau de ma tante (my aunt's water).

Marianne Crone

Marianne Crone has traveled all over Europe, Africa, and Asia, writing about secret and undiscovered places. She is a freelance author/photographer and creates articles about Amsterdam for Planeteye. The Tanzanian Tourist Board, Oriental Tales and other e-zines have published her travel articles.


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"Even though I am a local, I thoroughly enjoyed visiting and learning more about the history of the landmarks. The author's interest in the area comes through in his engaging style of writing. Being able to complete the tour at my own pace made it even
more enjoyable."
Flora Savitzky (Researcher)

"When the conference ended, I stayed in town on my own and used T4M's self-guided tour to decide which things in town I wanted to visit and what to see/do there. The guide was right every step of the way. Bottom line, this guide helped me make the most of my time in town."
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